10. That it takes 6 wins to sweep the World Series so the Giants could win it before the home crowd.
9. The View forced to move to the Oprah Network.
8. Pizza starts causing weight loss.
7. Al Gore is forced to stop talking for the sake of global warming.
6. Donald Trump offers me 5 million dollars for my college transcript and passport applications.
5. Nancy Pelosi is fired first and then she reads it.
4. The Raiders go professional.
3. Joe Biden gets a jobs.
2. Yankees sold to the Philippines and renamed the Manila Folders.
1. Barrack Obama is elected president of Kenya.