BREAKING NEWS! CNN DOESN’T HAVE A GIANT WASHING MACHINE TO SPIN THE NEWS

Thanks to Snopes and Facebook we learned that CNN actually doesn’t have a giant washing machine to spin the news before they present it.  They are referring to a satirical article in the Website Babylon Bee–a site that parodies everything.  Wait, what?
Take a deep breath and consider: Snopes devoted investigative energy into telling you that a washing machine for news does not exist.   I am not kidding, people. (Said because kidding or not kidding is sometimes hard to detect).
That’s bad enough, but for Facebook to then issue a threat to punish the Babylon Bee if they did it again is outrageous.
It’s a situation that would be hilarious if it were not so nefarious.
It’s disturbing they can’t take a joke, but it is terrifying they are so in the tank to protect CNN that they can’t see parody.  They fact check jokes?
 Somewhere in the bowels of Snopes and Facebook lurks paranoid and defensive software—an anxiety ridden algorithm combs the earth to prove itself loyal to the left.
As a side note, a study of cult leaders from Jim Jones to David Koresh showed one consistent trait: No sense of humor.
Biased? Of course.  Can you imagine Snopes fact checking Alec Baldwin’s parody of Trump?  It would crash the site.
We are watching the new evolution of censorship.  It’s not blocking information “because we don’t like it”, but “because we don’t like it, we are going to say it’s a lie.”  Not a small difference.  And to reach so far as to attack satire smacks of North Korean neurosis.
Here is an ironic question: Is fun fake news being banned to protect actual fake news?

ACTUAL THREAT TO BABYLON BEE BY FACEBOOK:

See below for an update.

Christian satire site The Babylon Bee received a terse warning from Facebook this week after the “independent fact-checkers” at Snopes reported that one of the site’s humor articles was “false.”

Adam Ford, who runs The Babylon Bee, was warned by Facebook that a recent satire article about CNN “contains information disputed by (Snopes.com) an independent fact checker.” Repeat offenders, Ford was told, “will see their distribution reduced and their ability to monetize and advertized [sic] removed.”

One thought on “BREAKING NEWS! CNN DOESN’T HAVE A GIANT WASHING MACHINE TO SPIN THE NEWS

  1. We need to pray for an infiltration of Christian intellects ,who love the Lord .in every media in our nation . We need a complete takeover of real Christians in the media. I mean a coming together ,united in intercession,in every form of media, in our day . Mario , Lance Wallnau,has a teaching on taking over the 7 mountains, in this nation . Hollywood, news media ( includes all other media), the Supreme Court , etc. we’ve been praying with Lance . He is very prophetic , he has also met with President Trump , on several occasions . He also wrote the book – Gods chaos candidate . He also predicted Mr. Trump would win the election in his book before the election . I think you two need to come together ,and unite . Lance is a true man of God,we need to add yours( and lances) prayers, and your platform with us . Lance is a Godly man just like you .Please get in touch with this man. The more we unite in power ,and Holy Ghost fire , the more the flame will spread, like a wildfire

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